February 2012
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channing tatum: i'm your husband, you were in a car accident
me: ok
"So, Simba... take us through a day in the life of...
obsessedwithtlk:
Must go. My planet nee... FUCK!
calandracas:
Astronomy professor: Please explain the big bang theory.
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Me: Our whole universe was in a hot dense state, then nearly fourteen billion years ago expansion started. Wait... the Earth began to cool, the autotrophs began to drool, Neanderthals developed tools, we built a wall, we built the pyramids!! Math, science, history, unraveling the mysteries, that all started with the big bang! HEY!
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slayground:
^ OMG SOMEONE HELP ME STOP LAUGHING OMGOMGOMG LOLOLOL.
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I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.
More laughs here
Lets make this girl the most reblogged picture on...